Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants?  If all of this seems remarkable to you, that’s because it is! A company that can envisioneer easily. Think impactful. We think that most out-of-the-box, synergistic, customer-defined, affiliate-based, one-to-one web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. 

At Goober Cats, we believe we know how to implement globally. Think mega-B2C. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customer-defined? A company that can disintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to whiteboard easily.

• Think B2C
• Think world-class
• Think clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B

But don’t think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon “accounting” really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media.

Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. It may seem alarming, but it’s true! Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time research and development and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement.

…or something like this:

The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.